A Public Servant's E-mail to Elon Musk

Elon has mandated that all government workers to e-mail him 5 things they did last week - here is my response

Dear Elon,

I am a dedicated public servant who has defended democracy for decades. My partner has already been fired by your minions from her DEI civil service career. Here is what I got done last week:

1. Go fuck yourself, no one elected you.

2. I didn’t give a Nazi salute.

3. We spent time with our kids, which you never do.

4. I gained thousands of new readers on this Substack, while you and Trump are crashing in the polls.

5. My colleagues and I have already caught your minions breaking the law, so you should all be prepared to go to jail.

I will continue to resist fascists like you from inside the government.

Bravely,

Public Servant

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My Fellow Democracy Defenders: Can you help build this community to 10,000 by end of week? That will show Elon that we are much stronger than he is. My deepest gratitude to the 90 paid subscribers, who are helping fund my partner’s lawsuit against the muskrat and his minions - let’s reach 100 this week too!

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